To keep the dread or nah ?
one of my favorite things about hiking is when i come across a strange structure deep in the woods and am left to wonder how and why and when
how: demons. why: demon portal. when: 5 pm demon time
it’s always 5pm demon time, somewhere
IF YOU LIVING IN SUMMERVILLE S. CAROLINA AND ARE WILLING TO PIERCE MY SEPTUM HIT A HUNNY UP ILL PAY YOU AND PROLLY BUY YOU LUNCH.
This is fucking disturbing.
After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes
(poem credit goes to “b.r”)